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DRIVER PICKS THE MUSIC
{ SHOTGUN SHUTS HIS CAKE HOLE }
SOME TELEPATHS MARRY METAL-BENDERS
{ GET OVER IT }
XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED
{ MUTANT & PROUD }
SHERLOCK'S SCARF
{ wear }
SLYTHERCLAW
{ wear }
I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT
{ I am up to no good. }
PARSELMOUTH
{ wear }
VEGETARIAN
{ AND PROUD }
Harry Potter, X-Men, Sherlock, Supernatural, My Chemical Romance, Drarry, Cherik, McFassy, horses, fangirling.
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doorsandsardines:

hire this man
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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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futubandera:

Besito :3
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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

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gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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timebeagle:

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lector going down a slide and not once breaking eye contact w/ you. 

I’m picturing a spiral slide, so he has to whip his head dramatically to keep eye contact

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deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:

westborofaptist:

smiles-hide-secrets:

westborofaptist:

but what if 13/13/13 falls on a friday omg

What month is that again?

the month you finally get laid

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